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thedailywhat:

Surgeon General’s Graphic Warning of the Day: Making good on its promise, the FDA announced today that it has informed cigarette manufacturers that they must affix large, graphic warnings to their tobacco products by October 2012.
The gruesome labels are already standard in some 40 countries, and the US government hopes the nine images chosen as part of the most significant change to warning label policy in over 25 years will help persuade people to quit and/or avoid the cancer sticks altogether.
What say you? Will these labels convince you to stop smoking?
[wsj / consumerist.]

Nope

thedailywhat:

Surgeon General’s Graphic Warning of the Day: Making good on its promise, the FDA announced today that it has informed cigarette manufacturers that they must affix large, graphic warnings to their tobacco products by October 2012.

The gruesome labels are already standard in some 40 countries, and the US government hopes the nine images chosen as part of the most significant change to warning label policy in over 25 years will help persuade people to quit and/or avoid the cancer sticks altogether.

What say you? Will these labels convince you to stop smoking?

[wsj / consumerist.]

Nope

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120 Plays
Saves The Day
Three Miles Down

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Saves The Day - Three Miles Down

I’m feeling out of luck, So I won’t see you soon

Cause I know it’s too soon for you to see me

Can’t Slow Down for life

(Source: fishludy, via showerbeers)

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queen-of-everything:


Interviewer: So, you know a lot of girls seem to think you’re their ideal guy…Adam Scott: Wait. What? Interviewer: They think you’re their ideal guy…Adam Scott: [pause] That’s crazy. Alright. Interviewer: And with this Leap Year movie that’s you’re in, it’s kind of in the kissy-kissy genre. So, could you enlighten on your first kiss for the ladies? Adam Scott: My first kiss? Oh jesus. Damn. What was it? [laughs] Goddamn. I think it was in the eighth grade, which for a lot of kids at my school, that actually made me a late bloomer. I went through a real chubby phase, so I was not getting girls for a long time. So, the first girl I did get, we made out. It was at a locker. And I think, if I remember, she’s now a lesbian. So, there you go. That’s how great I am. She’s a lesbian and now we’re Facebook friends. We are. Really. She’s terrific. She was totally hot. But I think she kind of just ceremoniously dumped me one day. We were girlfriend and boyfriend and then one day she was like…”You’re a…lame-ass.” And got rid of me.But I am glad to have been a part of her life. (x)

i want to form a life with adam scott that involves eating pizza we found on the floor and arguing about who has to get up to get the remote.

queen-of-everything:

Interviewer: So, you know a lot of girls seem to think you’re their ideal guy…
Adam Scott: Wait. What?
Interviewer: They think you’re their ideal guy…
Adam Scott: [pause] That’s crazy. Alright.
Interviewer: And with this Leap Year movie that’s you’re in, it’s kind of in the kissy-kissy genre. So, could you enlighten on your first kiss for the ladies?
Adam Scott: My first kiss? Oh jesus. Damn. What was it? [laughs] Goddamn. I think it was in the eighth grade, which for a lot of kids at my school, that actually made me a late bloomer. I went through a real chubby phase, so I was not getting girls for a long time. So, the first girl I did get, we made out. It was at a locker. And I think, if I remember, she’s now a lesbian. So, there you go. That’s how great I am. She’s a lesbian and now we’re Facebook friends. We are. Really. She’s terrific. She was totally hot. But I think she kind of just ceremoniously dumped me one day. We were girlfriend and boyfriend and then one day she was like…”You’re a…lame-ass.” And got rid of me.But I am glad to have been a part of her life. (x)

i want to form a life with adam scott that involves eating pizza we found on the floor and arguing about who has to get up to get the remote.